grapes

To describe something in a praising manner.

That jacket is grapes!

by boxx16 December 31, 2006

Greatest Video Games Of All Time

The greatest video game of all time is Super Mario Bros 3 for the NES. That's all there is to it.

Oh, biznatch! I just got a hammersuit!!

by realmcmeal January 12, 2004

Grateful Bed

Lady advancing in years, single, beyond cougar, will attempt to pull drunken semi-conscious guys from pubs/clubs/lean-to's. Will lie in wait until right moment and pounce. (Does not wear tie-dye) (though might have beard)

Dude, that chick (sic), is checking you out!

Naaah man, she's 65! A Grateful Bed if ever I saw one, give me another 16 pints and i'll go for it!!!

by chefjim December 9, 2008

gratisfaction

Being greatful of being satisfied.

After eating out my girlfriend she expressed her gratisfaction with a blow job

by herbyhancock December 3, 2013

Gateshot

First hit of the day, sex before getting up and out the door for work.

" Needed my GATESHOT shot before clocking in, so I rolled over!" " first line of Coke before hard labor.

by Golden gator May 11, 2018

Penis Grater

Penis grating is when the teeth scrape along the penis during oral sex.

Boy: Ey dave that girl last night, Proper Toothy,
Boy: Oh yeah?
Boy: Proper grated my Penis!!
Boy: No way so she's a proper penis Grater??
Boy: Yeah Dude it was awesome!!

by HannahBean&JessicaThePleb September 28, 2008

Cheese grater

When your sexual partner cuts up your dick with their braces. It's not fun.

Stu: My dick really hurts
Bob: Why?
Stu: Hannah gave me a cheese grater last night
Bob: Dude, she's evil

by HanDogg24 December 12, 2012