Grass Dick

When you get off a slip n’ slide and because you’re so wet grass starts sticking to your dick.

Bro you have a serious case of Grass Dick, it’s covered in grass! Practically eco-friendly dick.

Bro don’t rub your grass dick on my regular dick! Your gonna spread it!

by Cricket_Blunt_Enthusiast October 17, 2025

The Grass Ain’t Greener

When someone assumes that life will be better without a person however it clearly is not

(Ex relationship)
Guy: I’m so lonely I miss you

Girl: so the grass ain’t greener then (without me)

by E-lA September 5, 2023

Grass

The green stuff on the ground ; something people on Rule 34 have no idea exists

Look at that grass it’s beao

by UltraIsaiahEverything February 17, 2022

Grass

grass is very dangerous fluffy material "outside"

never touch Grass

by ZeGuyFromRobloxCalledNo_micGUy April 10, 2023

Grass

Grass

Grass

by GoiseKiller July 20, 2022

Grass

You have not touched it in 11 years.
JUST GO TOUCH IT

“I play Fortnite so I don’t touch GRASS”

by Pixilmonky July 11, 2024

grass

touch it. now.

a green plant thingy eaten by animals for energy and food. also the bane of every hardcore gamer.

Dude 1: broo stop tryharding at this simple game
Dude 2: L + ratio + wrong + get a job + unfunny + you fell off + never liked you anyway + cope + ur allergic to gluten + don't care + cringe ur a kid + literally shut the fuck up + owned + ur a toddler + reverse double take back + u sleep in a different bedroom from your wife + get rekt + i said it better + u smell + copy + who asked + seethe + ur a coward + stay mad + yo mama
Dude 1: please for the love of god go touch grass now

by ProfessionalDumbass420 April 13, 2022