golden decker

Urinating into the Upper Deck of the toilet. A spin-off the highly under-rated Upper Decker.

"Dude I just pulled an Golden Decker on this asshat, for being such a douche nozzle"

by IPeeFreely June 22, 2008

Gold Digger

A person who only gets into relationships for money.

Hedaya, broke up a marriage to come to America.
The guy is "rich" in America so she wanted him.
Hence, she is a gold digger

by hodhod November 13, 2011

Golden Handshake

The act of passing a condom via handshake between bros. Most often occurs when one bro sees another about to get lucky, and either knows, or is unsure, that said bro has readily available protection. The handshake occurs to prevent outside parties from noticing, while at the same time congratulating the bro on his success. Should the act not occur, the unopened condom should be returned to it's original owner.

Bro 1: Dan got with Sarah last night... hope he used a dome!
Bro 2: It's all good, I gave him the Golden Handshake.

by DanTheMan666 October 3, 2013

Golden pancake

The act of urinating on the nipple of a saggy tit while simultaneously flipping the tit over with a spatula.

Paul took off his shirt and his man titties looked like he got a golden pancake last night.

by Tango Charlie October 27, 2018

Council Gold

A particularly garish yellow-gold jewellery favoured by chavs, pikeys and viewers of The Jeremy Kyle Show - thick hooped earrings, sovereign rings and tongue studs in particular. See the Elizabeth Duke range at Argos.

Middle class university student 1 on bus: "See that girl pushing that pram, eating a box of KFC, with her fat belly sticking out and tattooes everywhere...."

Middle class university student 2 on bus: "Yup"

Middle class university student 1 on bus: "Bet her clit's pierced with council gold.."

by Meringue Garcia October 12, 2007

The Golden Dream

An Australian Rules Football star in the 70's. Known for his long flowing beautiful golden hair. A top bloke.

Wow who's that good sort in the number 12 jersey?
Oh that's The Golden Dream... he's way out of your league Shazza.

by andrewdenton September 26, 2010

Going for gold

A phrase commonly used when smoking cannabis out of an epic bong. When the smoker wants to achieve their ultimate high, they take the biggest hit possible that the bong will allow.

"Alright guys, I'm doing it. I'm going for gold."

"SHIT. HE WENT FOR THE GOLD!"

...."I'M DYING."

by TheMistress September 7, 2009