Thirsty goggles

Like beer goggles but kicks in while a person is sober and willing to fuck any one of any body type..

Did you see that come of his room?

Yeah..... he has thirsty goggles again

by Myers guy May 1, 2016

Goggle gob

The noise/definition of your girl (or guy) when taking in your meat & two veg completely and letting the cum dangle from the chin - 'like a turkey'.

That girl has to be a goggling sexpert she gobbled it all up, talk about a Goggle gobb.

by TheEverSoTalented May 29, 2023

Thizz Goggles

What you wear when you are rolling face its use is to protect you from hurt bitches it counter balances the effects of the thizz so you can see and think more clearly helping you find a true dime piece. They also look fucking legit.

"Fuck man, if i didn't have these thizz goggles i might of hooked up with that whale."

by kingjamesthefiffteenth February 20, 2012

Tinder Goggles

An effect similar to Beer Goggles, in which your increased level of hornyness results in you lowering your standards of attraction when using Tinder. The result is usually a post-orgasm you recoiling in horror when you discover who you would have potentially slept with had you continued on your current path.

I was super ready to go over to this guy's house and "watch a movie" before I rubbed one out and realized he is a mailman with a missing front tooth. Whew, Tinder Goggles almost got me again.

by Tinder McTinder October 16, 2017

gray goggles

A condition specific to male cadets at the United States military academy wherein the male cadet after only being surrounded by female cadettes lowers his standards for what he considers to be an attractive woman.

“Bro, did you hear about mark getting with Mary?”
“Yeah! She’s like a 2/10, mark has some serious gray goggles on right now”

by Thayer Menace May 15, 2024

Saki Goggles

Phenomenon in which one's consumption of alcohol makes physically unattractive Asians appear beautiful.

I had my saki goggles on last night and woke up with an asian troll in my bed.

by BigBlake August 3, 2012

Goggle boy

A nice but stranger man who wears goggles usually welding goggles around town daily. Rarely says a word just a friendly stranger who I more than a 4 eyes.

Hey rick you saw that weirdo ? Oh you mean goggle boy don’t be scared he’s nice.

by The turret December 14, 2020