A “Boston coffee shop” is a sexual act where you toss donuts onto the erect penis of a professional athlete until you get one on. You get 6 tries. If you get one, you cuck him. If you miss all 6, he cucks you.
I can't wait to see if Tingus Pingus is at the store again today. If he's there I may ask him to try a Boston coffee shop.
by Dotdacuckluva May 1, 2025

Don’t. You. Dare. It is a very good dessert from the greatest city on earth and it SHOULD be nothing more or nothing less.
by What’s your handle321 December 13, 2023

by PAULYDEEZ-NUTTS December 11, 2017

The act of chugging too much beer and as a result vomiting - then catching said vomit in your own hand. "
"Bilge" refers to the bilge on a ship. The bilge is where all disgusting things on the ship are kept (I.E. Used oil)
In the Boston Bilge, your hand is the bilge.
"Bilge" refers to the bilge on a ship. The bilge is where all disgusting things on the ship are kept (I.E. Used oil)
In the Boston Bilge, your hand is the bilge.
Guy 1: Dude, did you see that guy Chris last night?
Guy 2: No, what happened?
Guy 1: He had this girl all over him up until the last game of beer pong.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: Boston Bilge
Guy 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. What a tool. Let us call and mock him.
Guy 2: No, what happened?
Guy 1: He had this girl all over him up until the last game of beer pong.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: Boston Bilge
Guy 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. What a tool. Let us call and mock him.
by McDrunkard April 5, 2011

I was at the corner, waiting for the light then it became a Boston green light (vrooooooom)(bang) (ouch)
by Lobsta January 30, 2015

Boston is the gayest guy you’ll ever meet he looks like paranormins best friend he’s only good at one sport he’s always alone and is definently gonna be homeless and he is definitely not tracer he also will usually look like broccoli and hesperigus
by Flip phones boo December 7, 2018
