An inexperienced drunk who's booze fueled escapades often descend into either pretending to swim on the floor, or being legitimately unable to stand giving the impression of swimming on the floor.
by FrigOff May 20, 2014

by SUPAHIGHWAY March 13, 2024

by anonymous November 14, 2020

by StickyBeans July 29, 2021

A Floor Kisser is someone who can not stop themselves from jumping on the floor in a multiple stories apartment.
Or
A professional kisser that train his / her kissing technique with the floor.
Or
A professional kisser that train his / her kissing technique with the floor.
by FishHitTheFan April 20, 2017

This is from 2024; we have loved and found a home in the glass lounge on the first floor. We are here almost every night hanging out, never without a good movie. It is the place to be, so relaxing, accepting, therapeutic, family, friends, a mix of personalities, and endless topics of conversations, and ofc doys. When we are gone, we hope a new group takes over the sacred glass lounge.
Take care of it, C,R,A,G,E,J,W
Take care of it, C,R,A,G,E,J,W
G - yooooooo where we chillin' tn?
R - The Chapman first floor glass lounge north ofc!!! Where else?
R - The Chapman first floor glass lounge north ofc!!! Where else?
by peachiepie777 March 2, 2025

When you dump coffee grounds all over the floor at the same time that your floor is flooded with water.
I tried to make a batch of cold brew while doing laundry, but I ended up making a house full of floor coffee.
by LaceARoo June 17, 2018
