Betta Fish

A fish that people buy just to have for a week and not do enough research on so it just winds up dying in it's unfilterd, 0.5 gallon bowl in 5 minutes

I bought a betta fish a few days ago and it died bc i didn't do any research on fish care

by BitchyBoi55 December 4, 2020

blend the fish

To be the first to light-up a joint.

Stoner: "Man, I was amazed... No one blended the fish until the first encore."
Stoner 2: "Dude, why didn't you cowboy the fuck up?"

by wilco fan December 18, 2003

give a man a fish

Give a man a fish feed him for a day, teach him to fish, feed him for life

It means that it's better to learn something and have that skill forever rather than being given it and never being able to do it for yourself

Joe: Can you make me one of your cakes?
Lisa: How about I teach you how to make it
Joe: Why bother It'll take longer to make?
Lisa: Give a man a fish

by Quismyk December 31, 2016

Doing Gay With A Fish

A fish sucking you off.

(and yes the fish is indeed gay)

Me: I like Doing Gay With A Fish.

Fish: OK Honey.

by Gay_Fish December 7, 2018

fish porn

Images or movies of sexual acts performed on or by fish, including (but not limited to) Fish Head, FIsh Tail, Fish Slapping, "Sucking the worm", and fish-school girls.

Large mouth bass are usally known as the king pins of this industry.

Noah had a hard on, once he looked at the fish porn Marc got for him.

Sales of Clown fish tripled after the release of the new fish porn movie, "Fucking Nemo".

by Marc & Noah November 1, 2006

fishy on me

I don't want the place but the fishy on me
Got a lot to be but the fishy on me
Got a lot to do, I'll slap your knee
Fishy on me, fishy on me
I don't want the place but the fishy on me
Got a lot to be but I'll slap your knee
Fishy 2B but I don't know he
Fishy on me if the fishy 2B
I don't know what the place but the fishy on me
Fishy on me, fishy on me
I don't know the place but the fishy on me
2HB I'll slap your knee (Drop a like if you eat poop)

-"hey"
-"hey, I don't want the place but the fishy on me
Got a lot to be but the fishy on me
Got a lot to do, I'll slap your knee
Fishy on me, fishy on me
I don't want the place but the fishy on me
Got a lot to be but I'll slap your knee
Fishy 2B but I don't know he
Fishy on me if the fishy 2B
I don't know what the place but the fishy on me
Fishy on me, fishy on me
I don't know the place but the fishy on me
2HB I'll slap your knee (Drop a like if you eat poop)"

by Marcus tink August 16, 2020

Blow a fish out of one's ass

An expression which helps create an image of how angry one is/was at the time.

"I was so pissed I almost blew a fish out of my ass!"

by Bettie Who May 1, 2005