DRAGON. DREAM. FEET.

your first real love, your darkest nightmare

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Hello, ahbap man.

*some time later*

SimpJimmy: See you around, man ahbap.

---5 long years later---

SimpJimmy: Hey DRAGON, I need to tell you something important.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Hey Simp, what's up?

SimpJimmy: I am not the person I pretended to be. It is time now.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Ahbap what are you talking abo-...

PijimSammy: *Pulls DRAGONDREAMFEET's heart out* Sorry, DREAM boy. I wish we could stay friends as we were for the last 5 years.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: *inaudibly* Move... to the left...

PijimSammy: Huh?! How are you still able to talk?

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Step to the... right...

PijimSammy: Crap!

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Dance your FEET off!!!

Mystical Epic Chorus: DRAGON. DREAM. FEET.

*A strong energy burst + sick explosion*

...

???: Not today.

by DRAGON-DREAM-FEET November 20, 2021

Feet

something i wanna smell like bro it smells soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking good. also used for finding little things that when u step on hurt like hell despite setting ur feet on fire hurt less than stepping on a fucking lego like bro why cant i find any except in the fucking dark at 3 am when i actually dont wanna step on them

bro i wanna smell feet
911 i stepped on a lego i cant feel my life anymore please help i see god

by ismellfeetforaliving May 3, 2021

feet

there are weird stubs at the end of them and those find your legos

Nice feet you have there.

by Google classroom's ratings November 18, 2020

joeys feet

the hottest grippers in the world. so sexy and nutworthy, everyone agrees on this.

kevin: man joeys feet are so hot
bailey: i know right i just want him to give me a foot job <33

by skidmark420 March 13, 2022

kroger baby feet

Babies who run around in a grocery store with no shoes on and their feet get black and nasty

Look at that baby, she got kroger baby feet

by kat_moore May 17, 2023

feet soldier

feet soldier is somebody who loves feet. and is attracted to them.

> yo have you seen what (name) likes?
> yeah bro hes a feet soldier

by wesssjx August 22, 2024

hot feet

The opposite of "cold feet" i.e. someone who is tryna get wed.

Have you seen Elise lately? She is hunting for a husband, she's got hot feet.

by Passwordisincorrect November 9, 2019