fabolous

F-A i'ma let these TECs spray, B-O hope ya vests be low, L-O you can run and tell po's, U-S you fuckin wit tha roughest

by L-Burna May 22, 2003

facebook stoic

A person who has a facebook account, but never uses it.

"Hey Jim, is Fred on vacation or something? I haven't seen him on facebook for weeks."

"Nah man, Fred's just a facebook stoic. Ya fuckin' facebook stalker."

by sirgibsalot July 25, 2009

Facebook Friend Request Binge and Purge

Facebook Friend Binge: The act of sending many requests, at one time, to be friends with random individuals on facebook; adding people you wish to creep or learn more on.

Facebook Friend Purge: The act of deleting friends off of your friend list due to their incessant status' or knowing you will never see nor speak to the person ever again.

Ex. 1 Sarah: "Did you hear that Carolyn had a facebook friend purge recently?"

Eva: "Should I feel honored that I'm still on her list?"

Ex. 2 Chris: "I'm not proud; I facebook friend request binged last night."

Carolyn: "That's alright, at least they aren't calories. Facebook Friend Request Binge and Purge(s) happen to the best of us."

by musicallyfit848 December 25, 2009

FaceBook Aholic

A person who is addicted to poasting, status commenting, and lurking on the social networking site FaceBook.

-Such people have been known to spend hours every day scanning the "News Feed" and commenting on how good their friends look in new pictures.

Being the FaceBook Aholic she is, Shkurta can be found most hours of the day updating her profile and will even visit FaceBook when she gets the chance at school.

by Perry for President of Canada March 23, 2010

facebomb

A meme that involves isolating one face within a group photo and photoshopping it over every person’s face.

Person A: Someone guy behind us photobombed our beach pic, but his face was so hilarious that I photoshopped it on all of our faces.

Person B: OMG no way let me see!

*shows*

Person B: DUDE what an awesome facebomb, get that on 4chan ASAP!

by chromechisel49 April 14, 2011

Facebook Blunder

When using facebook mobile and attempting to search for someone, accidentally posting their name as your status. Even more embarrassing when it's someone you hardly know.

"I was facebook stalking this girl and when I went back to my wall I'd made a Facebook Blunder"

by Hammermeister September 20, 2011

Facebook Creeping

Something we all do.

Person One: Are you facebook creeping again?
Person Two: Yes, yes I am. But that doesn't make me creepy.

by SomeCreeperUnderYourBed September 11, 2010