The French Revolution

A period of culinary prosperity, when the Bagguet was created.
Wow, that's a nice Bagguet.
Yup, it's here since The French Revolution.
So it's a 300 year old Bagguet?
Yup.
*chokes*
by Fishparti November 22, 2021
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French Whiskey

What southern Mississippians call a drink involving a hazy beer mixed with a small amount of ranch
I dun drank too many of those French whiskeys last night and now I got the squirts
by Bully wintershot April 30, 2023
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French Cowboy

A cowboy from France.
Kevin is a French Cowboy, he needs to accept his inner yeehaw.
by undefault April 23, 2019
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French missionary

Being like the the French in WWII and just laying on your back taking the dicking from everyone.
Dude Rachel got the ole french missionary from the language club.
by Shanemane January 31, 2022
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French Sandle

The insertion of the tongue into the earhole in order to lubricate it for further sexual contact via the ear
Charlie gave Hetty a quick french sandle as he didn't want to go in dry again
by Byron's Boys January 04, 2017
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french date

A mutually agreed upon meetup between two individuals, in which one party believes the meetup is happening for the purpose of possibly leading to some kind of Romantic relationship and/or sex, while simultaneously the other party due to avoidable or unavoidable miscommunication believes the meetup is more akin to "hanging out." This kind of date is considered a "French" one because "hanging out" is usually what people from France mean when they say "go on a date." "French date" can also refer to two friends just "hanging out" alone. However, the definition is especially relevant when only one party believes it is a traditional date.
"Yo." Jonathan said. "How was your date with the hot French chick you met a few days ago?"
"It was a French date." I replied.

"You French kissed?" Jonathan asked.

"No." I replied "She doesn't speak English well and she thought I was asking her to 'just hang out' when I said 'wanna go on a date?' and she has no interest in having a relationship with anyone."
by carpediem3541 October 13, 2017
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The French Tampon

When you soak your tampons in only the finest French champagnes. Such as a Salon Blanc de Blancs Le Mesnil-sur-Oger 2002. or a Pol Roger Sir Winston Churchill. Chilled is best, the champagne and the tampon.
"J'ai trempé mon tampon uniquement dans le meilleur champagne français" - How you tell people you are doing the French Tampon.
by Le Chatouilleur Français March 08, 2023
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