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Tube-Church

The process of exchanging worms of the anus through the contact of one bum to another.
C Money was tube-churching K-Raw last night when Dude Baby was beating up his girlfriend, God Warrior Baby.
by god warrior baby November 3, 2010
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Toblerone church

The religion of the Tobleronian people. It allows the people to eat one Toblerone per week, on Tobleronsday. If the Lord has been disobeyed the sinner will be sacrificed via Tobleroning. Bob would be a good example, as he was the first sinner.
We are going to Toblerone church this Tobleronsday.
by radzz111 April 1, 2021
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Living Faith Ministries International Church

This is also known and written as living Faith Ministries Church.

It is a sector of living Faith Ministries International where the gospel is taught and preached during worship periods and carries out every other church activity as discribed in the Bible.
It can also be called winners' chapel.
Living Faith Ministries Church is Illuminati.
Living Faith Ministries Intn Church is a gospel center.
Living Faith Ministries Church is truly winners' chapel.
Living Faith Ministries International Church is Rich.
by Jackson Monilium March 2, 2021
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church clapping

When a person or group of people clap out of rhythm to a song
We were trying to play our guitars around the campfire but Gary kept church clapping and fucking us up
by Optipotamus November 16, 2016
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Church Rich

A leader or high ranking official belonging to a religious organization who spends church money lavishly for personal gain.
Vatican suspends Church Rich 'bishop of bling' Tebartz-van Elst.

Bishop Tebartz-van Elst - and his spending habits - had become infamous in Germany, where many people pay Church tax to the state. The tax raised 5.2bn euros for Catholics and 4.6bn euros for Protestants in 2012.

Damn my pastor is rolling on a Cadi with 22's on, must be nice to be Church Rich.
by Big Richie October 23, 2013
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church cervixes

What are available at da chapel's erectory as an after-sermon incentive for cranky hot-in-da-crotch teenage boys to attend said boring hypocritical speeches.
Clergy may actually have to resort to offering church CERVIXES to get da community's youths to come to the church SERVICES, if merely serving "ice cream sunday" portions fails to attract them.
by QuacksO January 28, 2023
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Samara Church

DEFINITION OF SAMARA CHURCH::: MEANIE BO BEANIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by SAMARA HATERS November 8, 2018
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