floor

the place where you sleep,play, spill you languine, or even touch to know what it feels like.

i touched the floor to see if it flet like the artic

by boltspeedz October 23, 2019

Slippery Wet Floor

When a person tries to relieve themselves by masturbating before 12 PM, but end up ejaculating on the floor, and promptly slip on it, causing some to get in the person's mouth.

Person 1: Man I just had such a bad morning, I tried to pop a rasclart and ended up doing a Slippery Wet Floor.
Person 2: That sucks!

by Morbius number 2 June 13, 2022

Blood on the Dance Floor

1). A great Michael Jackson song.
2). A crunkcore act that was not great.

1). I love Blood on the Dance Floor!
2). I hate Blood on the Dance Floor...fuck Dahvie.

by 7568ino November 6, 2023

Floor d'oeuvre

Dropped table food discovered by pets

Spot has grown rather fond of our current offerings of floor d'oeuvres.

by Dr Tortoise September 14, 2018

Get your down on the floor

Something a crazy person next to you would say, not like they're telling you to, their probably drunk and just want you to get groovy with it, make 'em laugh or somethin' Maybe the bus travelers would tip you for getting down on the floor! I'd listen to "Crab Rave" before getting down in front of about 30 people Lmao because I want to be doing something a stranger told me to do so

`My dad told me to "Get your down on the floor" and I got pregnant`

by Taylor x Fanfiction (Opinions) February 28, 2020

Floor-beer

Flōr-bîr- a nickname given to any individual who happens to slip in beer that has been spilled on the floor while crushing beer cans

After Floor-beer fell in the puddle of alcohol on the floor, he continued to role around a complete his task of absorbing the leftover beer.

by Supernerd1215 July 11, 2009

On the floor

The state of a junkie who’s beginning. To experience withdrawal symptoms, usually associated with heroin, while an associate attempts to secure another fix for the afflicted individual.

My old lady’s on the floor, man. I am NOT S-ing around.

by KinleyTyne December 8, 2021