Ed

a father figure that has an obsession with anything pizza related, and also lots and lots of fortnite wins.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOLY FUCKING OHMYGOD HOLY FUCK ITS Ed

by Wungus Bill December 11, 2018

x(ed)-out

completely nonfunctional due to overconsumption of alcohol or drug abuse.
when you had to much to drink or smoke.

He had a fifth of titos last night he's gonna be x(ed)-out after having drinking that.

by JQ back injury April 20, 2019

ed laskey

a right minger

see that bloke there? yeah the 8 pinter across the pub. he's a real ed laskey for true

by godsavethequeen1745 July 30, 2022

Jepsen-ed

When you hear the annoyingly catchy tune of Carly Rae Jepsen's 'Call Me Maybe', and it's stuck in your head for the rest of the day/week/month/year/life.

A person who has been Jepsen-ed may experience irritability, nausea, and discomfort. Look out for sure signs of the afflicted humming the tune. If you don't run, you'll be the next victim.

Stu -- "Dude, what's up with Carl? He's been really grouchy and he's been complaining of nausea and pain.

Dude -- "Our buddy Carl was Jepsen-ed and he may never be the same."
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* guy hears a girl singing 'Call Me Maybe' whilst walking down the street*
Guy -- "Stand back, foul creature! I will not be Jepsen-ed!!"

by RayneBeau November 5, 2012

Career Ed

The most pointless class know to man. Run by a perverted teacher, who gives the most annoying assignments made for someone with a job of a corporate position.

I have to go to Career Ed today i think i wanna die.

by Lucas Confair December 6, 2019

Mister Ed

A dude (or dudette), while going down on a chick blows, making the sound of a horse braying, resulting in a queef.

"Dude, I gave Ellen a Mister Ed and she made me sleep on the couch for a week!"

by Kean Bean February 22, 2010

sesame-ed

adjective

when one is made ill from consuming to sesame seeds and/or sesame seed products due to an allergic reaction to them.

allergy food allergy

I ate at a Thai restaurant the other day and felt really sick afterwards. I knew I had been sesame-ed.

by iamsocrates September 19, 2016