Cheeseburgers per Eagle

An American Patriotic unit of measurement

Canadian cop: Sir, I clocked you at 80 Syrups per Moose.
American: Correction sir, I was doing 50 Cheeseburgers per Eagle.

by ColderWeather86 October 7, 2022

eagles bar

A public drinking establishment characterized by sorely outdated décor, dim lighting, and a clientele of mostly middle aged & older white males, typically divorced and single. Juke box may have a decent selection of oldies, but the patrons will select only songs published by The Eagles.

"Hey! Want to check out "The Sword Fighter" bar downtown?"
"Just shoot me now! That's an Eagles bar. There's better action at Denny's."

by ChickenThe Cat February 22, 2019

Eagle Foods

an American food manufacturer based in Cleveland, Ohio.

Hamburger Helper is a packaged food product from Eagle Foods. As boxed, it consists of a dried carbohydrate (often pasta or rice), with powdered seasonings contained in a packet.

by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023

Eagles

A team that sucks so much ass they can’t even get passed the first round of the playoffs

John- what you doing tonight

Ron- watching the eagles suck ass like usual.
John- lol

by Nate great January 1, 2021

Great Eagles

Mythological figures or the Zandry faith, birds of prey who can change size at will.

The Sisters told me the story about the Great Eagles and the Raven riders!

by Liza Jasper February 26, 2023

Lone Eagle

When you are jerking off to photos of someone while they are in the next room over

What the fuck are you doing Brandon? Stop being a lone eagle and actually fuck me

by SladeWOOMY January 4, 2024

Fly Like An Eagle

Yeah, think I better get up
Time keeps on slippin'
Into the future
Said
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the future
I wanna fly like an eagle, to the sea
Fly like an eagle, let my spirit carry me
I wanna fly
Fly right into the future
I wanna feed the babies, who can't get enough to eat
Wanna shoe the children, with no shoes on their feet
I wanna house the people, livin' in the street
Oh, yeah there's a solution
Let me fly like an eagle, to the sea
Fly like an eagle let that spirit carry me
I wanna fly, oh, yeah
Fly right into the future
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the future
Time flies don't it baby?
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the future, oh
Time flies don't it baby?
Keep on flying, keep on flying, oh
Oh, yeah, yeah
Think I better get up
Don't it baby?
Hey, hey, hey, hey

I wanna fly like an eagle, to the sea
Fly like an eagle let my spirit carry me
I wanna fly
Fly right into the future
Lemme fly like an eagle, to the sea
Fly like an eagle let that spirit carry me
I wanna fly like an eagle
Fly right into the future
Lemme fly like an eagle, to the sea
Fly like an eagle let that spirit carry me
Fly like an eagle, wanna fly
Fly like an eagle, wanna fly
Fly like an eagle, wanna fly
Fly like an eagle, wanna fly

by Death Menace July 26, 2023