douche bag

some one who acts like a bit of a fool and not very liked

Oh man that guy Kit is a douche bag

by Rufus the doofus September 10, 2009

Douche Bigalow

Same Term As Douche But adding The Ending of a Movie in it.

Dude You Are such a fucking Douche Bigalow!

by Anarchy! August 23, 2007

Douche Out

The act of being really lame and leaving your best friends hanging for a really bad reason.

Dude, don't douche out on me.

by Medianoche December 26, 2008

Douche Pickle

An alternative word to the one most of us use normally which would be 'Douche' or 'Douche Bag'. A more fun word to say in a less serious situation.

"I was playing poker last night and that Douche Pickle took all my money."

by Spades---Brandon November 26, 2006

Were-douche

1.To be a cool while in person but once out of site becomes an automatic douche.
2.One who has frequent angry outbursts.

Man, Travis is a total were-douche?
really? I thought he was alright.
yea, thus the were-douche

by gzcl July 19, 2007

Douche Snap

A weird, annoying snap that involves flicking your wrist in a way that your index finger hits against your middle finger and thumb. It makes an incredibly annoying noise, usually accompanied by the phrase: “Sketch, balls, Q’doba.” The primary abusers of this motion is the common douche bag, and they usually begin performing this action at the most random, fucking nonsensical, absurd times and locations, it's like it is a nervous twitch or some shit!

*Snap, snap, "Sketchhh, balls, Q'doba"

Goddamn it, Mike is doing the douche snap again.

by sketchballsqdoba April 21, 2010

douche bag

FAKE kids with vagina beards that are obsessive over hacky sacks and previous girlfriends, who also enjoy fooling around with younger immature drug addict little girls that have no lives and think they're wicked cool and that "he's" the shit cuz he's older"

timothy p. thellen "aka timgod" you're such a douche bag!
"NO IM NOT GIVE ME MY HACKY SACK!!"

by xprincesxxxrawrx March 12, 2010