mule driver

A chronic masturbater

That kid must be a mule driver. I see him driving it all day long

by DR. MULEDRIVER November 6, 2013

Frontseat Driver

A man has vaginal sex while she drops a deuce.

I was the frontseat driver with Trixy last night.

by Zz131zZ May 21, 2020

Truck Driver Face

Being fucked so good the guy sounds like a jake brake slowing down a semi when cumming

Dee fucked John so good he had a truck driver face like a Canadian jake brake cumming down a long steep grade

by JDviewpoint69 February 27, 2022

Puber Driver

That one time in a thousand when you call for a ride and your driver smells.

"What the hell is that god aweful smell?"
"I think its the Puber Driver."
"OMG this has never happened to me before, thank god were in the back seat!"
"Ohhh I know can you imagine sitting next to him?"
"No! Now can you roll down your window and stop asking him questions please?"
"Will do but do you think he brushes his teeth?"
"If he does its with Donky shit!"

by Gregaroidson. March 19, 2017

Bmw driver

People that are crazy on the road and daddy is rich

Passenger: USE YOUR TURN SIGNALS
Bmw driver: what are turn signals

by Schoolistorture October 12, 2022

rig driver

A man who has supreme control over his rig or cock and uses it to please the ladies.

Stanley pulled out his big-ass rig, showed it to Ursula, and proceeded to thrust it deep within her womanhood. " Oh Stanley! You're the greatest rig driver in northwest Arkansas", Ursula moaned.

by Dirtysteamer March 11, 2007

glorified taxi driver

A another name for airline pilots but not offensive.

Hey airline companies how many glorified taxi drivers do you employ.

by Kuehlstein December 2, 2017