n. a major event between a computer and you in which either an application punks you, or you punk the application. Usually used within the context of retaliation, it can involve any type of application from a website to a browser to a program.
Can be used as a verb: I digitally spanked Google!
Can be used as a verb: I digitally spanked Google!
I totally gave HuffPost a digital spank when I substituted characters like © to get my expletive-filled post past the comment moderators (ϝu©k)
by person from a city somewhere February 26, 2011
Get the Digital Spankmug. .
by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025
Get the 《¤》Heidi《¤》Gardner《¤》Is《¤》Gossamer《¤》:《¤》The《¤》Digital《¤》Being《¤》mug. The complex, frustrating system of rigid forms, automated decision trees, and faceless interfaces that governs our interactions with online platforms. A modern form of red tape where every click feels like paperwork and every fix is hidden three menus deep. Common in online marketplaces, customer service portals, and government websites.
“I just wanted to update my address, but eBay’s digital-bureaucracy made me verify my identity with a pigeon and a moon landing certificate.”
by Gumtree Terry May 8, 2025
Get the digital-bureaucracymug. The act of having a JoJo do a toot and sensually blow the cloud into rons swamp ass as he hacks your phone or vice versa a Ron will snort a toot off Jo jos swamp ass while she resets her phone
by Rontootjojo July 14, 2023
Get the Digital rontootjojomug. Digital horror is a branch of Analog Horror in which the world, instead of being presented in the format of old deteriorated VHS tapes and Television broadcasts, is instead modeled after the late 1990s to early 2010s aesthetics and technology (primarily using such tools as Windows Movie Maker, Adobe Flash, and Video Games from around the era in order to unsettle those Nostalgic for the era).
by MyDogStoleMySlang July 15, 2023
Get the Digital Horrormug. by Beyhive-StarWarsFan June 23, 2022
Get the Digital blackfacemug. When all you do is stare at a computer screen for 16 hours a day, and then sleep for 8, rinse-repeat, and then think this justifies your human value, but in actuality, just makes you an anti-social fuck boy, who is most likely an incel and hangs out in dirty chat groups online talking about /b/ tard bull shit with your fake friends from ukraine.
Hey Chris, stop showing us your 3d rendered website that you made with just <div>'s, no one gives a fuck, go get a girlfriend you digital dick-fuck.
by DJ CHAD April 10, 2019
Get the Digital Dick-Fuckmug.