A woefully incompetent species of cyclist, only seen on the roads during and in the weeks immediately following the Tour de France. Easily identifiable by his Team Sky shirt and shiny new bike; the Tour de Twat is empirical evidence that the old saying "it's just like riding a bike" is either incorrect or misapplied.
I saw a Tour de Twat on the way to work the other morning, sheltering under a tree from the rain so his bike didn't get wet: the fucking pansy.
by Posidonius September 5, 2013
Get the Tour de Twatmug. by GETMAD69 September 7, 2020
Get the cabeza de fuegomug. The act of being slick, suave, or sly. May also include, acts which are clever, smooth, or well played.
Pernounced: De-La-Nooch
Pernounced: De-La-Nooch
John: How did Dave pull a girl as hot as her?!
Rob: Because his moves are down right De la nouche
Undercover cop: The drug deal went down without a hitch, I was down right De la nouche.
Rob: Because his moves are down right De la nouche
Undercover cop: The drug deal went down without a hitch, I was down right De la nouche.
by Jayweed June 10, 2009
Get the De la nouchemug. Saihara-chaaan look kaede is playing flea de waltz with her feet again!!!! its really annoying! Should we kill her with a hydraulic press? Oh guess the jobs finished nishinishi
by Saihara-chaan February 17, 2021
Get the flea de waltzmug. A drinking day for black people. Term coined by Conan O'Brien. Unlike Black Drinkin' Day, which is the offical black drinking holiday celebrated on October 7th, Cinco de Negro can be celebrated on any 5th day of the month, making it a recurring celebratory day.
I was pissed cuz I had a rough day at work but then I remembered that it was the 5th so it was Cinco de Negro...me an mah boys had a few that night I can tell you.
by Lord Elsington Halsdingworth October 20, 2009
Get the Cinco de Negromug. An extremely large rump, ass, behind, derriere, buttocks, or gluteus maximus. A "boom-de-ay" usually jiggles when the body is in motion.
by Asharu and Diderrr February 6, 2008
Get the boom-de-aymug. by Kenzi may May 27, 2018
Get the De la Vegamug.