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French Alarm Clock

The Act of preforming oral sex on your partner, so as to wake them from sleeping
"the morning after we hooked up, Stacy gave me a French Alarm Clock."
by Alejandro Cabello September 5, 2021
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Unsteady clock

A figure of speech to describe sleep deprivation in the sense that a person cannot tell what time of day it is as soon as they wake up.

For an example, someone may wake up at 6:00 in the evening after sleeping all day, then they might believe it's 6:00 in the morning instead, because it's dark outside, and they must have slept for so long that their mind had went blank and forgot about the time of day.
Your sleeping habits are like an unsteady clock! Quit staying up so late, and you won't sleep all day on the next day!
by Lueriva Fetheroviu June 26, 2023
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Clocked

My nose is clocked
by 16@salma@askar October 29, 2022
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Clocked

An act of windmilling your dick for an hour to impress your girl.
Damn, did you hear he clocked his girl last night.
by Whiteboy4 January 31, 2023
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clock

A measuring device of something we will always be in shortage of.
Hot clock.
yeah the time is tickin' even faster now.
Woah.
by The legitimate definer June 19, 2017
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Clocked your Tea

Accusing someone of something you know they did.
R: OMG, there's a polaroid missing from your wall, you should fill the gap with another picture.
A: Girlllll, I know you stole it.

R: :o
A: Clocked your tea.
by clockedmytea April 6, 2025
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Alarm clock

A physiological horror of the morning involving a sound most likely a beep over and over. Used in the CIA as a tactic then removed because it was inhumane.
John had his alarm clock go off this morning. He is now in a mental hospital given drugs because the ptsd is to severe.
by Gototheofficemyfriend October 9, 2022
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