checked in

To be admitted to a mental hospital. When you tell your friends you’re about to get checked in after saying or doing something insane.

Brian: Mason, why did you just pop that elderly mans car tires?

Mason: I don’t know HEHEHAHAHA. I’m about to go get checked in.

by Cr1s1 August 12, 2020

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Checkpoint 01

Alright, comrade. Looks like you've made it to the first checkpoint. Here you can relax, and take a break from all the definitions about sex and other stuff.

When you're ready to leave, just go to another definition. Hopefully, you'll survive to Checkpoint 02.

me: damn this site is full of sex
also my dumbass: i should make a bunch of checkpoints for people

*proceeds to create Checkpoint 01, Checkpoint 02, etc.*

by a man that offers free oxygen October 12, 2021

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checking for ghosts

When you fart and you hear a cough you know there are ghosts! So every time you fart you’re just checking for ghosts.

Did you just fart?
No, I was checking for ghosts.

by Muskrat82 May 9, 2022

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checky

A ticket inspector on a transport service, such as on the Tyne and Wear Metro

"The checky is coming"
"I saw the checkies on the metro today"

by m56 October 21, 2022

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Brokeback Check

A test done to check whether someone claiming to go fishing has actually gone fishing or if they are having an illicit gay love affair. Simply place a note on the end of their fishing pole asking them to bring back some fish. If they do, the test is negative. If the note is still there at the end of the trip, it is positive. They've been to Brokeback.

"Hey, Dad's been going fishing a lot lately with his friend from work. Do you think something's going on?"

"I don't know. Better do a Brokeback Check."

by L & S January 4, 2009

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