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Cap the jew

Having you and/or a freind find a jewish person, or somebody that resembles a jewish person and placing objects like cake tins or lunch box lids on their heads, whilst spouting 'Cap the Jew'. Anything can be used as a 'Jew cap' really, and the dirtier the better, you really want to mess up that jews hair in the process.
Capper 1: Antthony look at boris he looks like a fuckin jew
Capper 2 (Anthony): haha put that lid on his head like a jew cap
Capper 1 walks over to where the jew is standing and places himself behind the jew inconspicuously with the lunchbox lid behind his back
Capper 1: CAP THE JEW!
Capper 1 places the lid on the jews head resembling a jewish skulll cap and gets all manner of crums and shit in the jews hair, the jew seems embaressed and insulted, yet is too much of a jew to do anything about it
Capper 2: nice, you got that jew
by Sam gofton December 29, 2007
mugGet the Cap the jewmug.

re-cap

that guy steve o is a re-cap
by smashed bag of assholes January 10, 2007
mugGet the re-capmug.

Big Cap

When someone says or does something that he or she should be punished, or disciplined in some way for. This relates back to the large, disciplinary dunce caps that were used in late 19th - early 20th century schools as punishment for bad or unruly behavior. While wearing this cap, one was usually on time out in the corner of the classroom.
"Melissa stole some earrings from the jeweler last week and got away with it, nice ones too."

"Are you serious? That's big cap, what was she thinking?"
by Urban Authority May 10, 2019
mugGet the Big Capmug.

Busting a Cap

A black/ghetto person shooting a gun at someone. This does not apply to Latinos, they are not ghetto.
by Christy L December 16, 2009
mugGet the Busting a Capmug.

Cap Dick

An Asshole in a ball cap. A miserable unhappy jerk who is less than pleasant to his girlfriend...wears ball cap to hide the big donkey head that is attached to his fat human body.
Any town, any time, any place USA you can find some dude acting or looking like a cap dick.
by Tara Jacobs February 1, 2008
mugGet the Cap Dickmug.

Capping Out

The act of freaking out in a chat room (i.e. screaming). Often identifed by the keyboard use of ALL CAPS and multiple exclamation points.
I don't know who this Joey269 dude is, but he started capping out on me when I said something about his mother.
by RV2PHX April 23, 2009
mugGet the Capping Outmug.

shower cap

The hat you wear to go out when you didn't shower.
I always throw on a shower cap to cover my hair when I didn't bathe.
by Semiuseful Magazine September 7, 2009
mugGet the shower capmug.

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