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Canadian Drive-by

Any hockey-related gangbang fantasy. usually referring to a group of hockey players, or people dressed in hockey uniforms, who fuck one girl one at a time. they stand in line until it is their turn.
holy shit i went to a canadian drive-by last night. it was weird as hell.
by theriderofthepalehorse October 12, 2008
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Canadian Teen

A new-wave of webcam chick from Canada.
Sweet Dominic was yet another Canadian Teen on the net.
by <insert> October 2, 2004
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Canadian History

Stretching the vagina starting with smaller dildos and moving up to very large ones to stretch the vagina to be large enough to then be penetrated with a little person (dwarf).
Another person (usually a man) holds the little person and moves them in and out of the stretched vagina - doing a Canadian History. Sometimes the person being penetrated is also urinated upon at the same time (Canadian Maritime History).
by Modern Canadian Historian February 5, 2010
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Canadian Cannoli

The act of one man ejaculating deep into a Canadian man's colon.
Damn, Seijinn just gave Salty Roast a Canadian Cannoli.
by Seij July 30, 2009
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Canadian Cracker

The name of the act of when a man ejaculates onto a woman's or another man's back, and the woman/man waits for it to dry, peels it off, and eats it.
Todd: I found a Canadian Cracker porno, it was horrible.

Sam: That's disgusting!!! I don't know how they can stomach eating it!
by Yashimi June 1, 2011
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canadian hotbox

The act of taking a large dookie in someone's car on a hot day without them knowing. The next morning when they go to open the car they will be met with the stench of death and your beautiful rectum delight.
I woke up this morning to go to work and somebody canadian hotboxed me!
by 7SevenKevin7 December 14, 2014
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Canadian History

Canadian Ritual, To recieve or administer an Enema using Maple Syrup, typically while biting down on a Hockey Puck to withstand the immense satisfaction.
"Wanna use my beer bong for a little Canadian History Eh"
"I'll go get the puck...Eh"
by The Hawkeye February 5, 2010
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