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Cancer

Me
Damn cancer sucks
by Had,check,hdtghfmk May 11, 2018
mugGet the Cancermug.

Fucking cancer

Probably keemstar who has sex with a dildo.
Hey, did you know there are people on mars?

That is fucking cancer!
by Asshole nigger May 7, 2018
mugGet the Fucking cancermug.

Hessticular Cancer

A type of disease developed in both Male testicles and Brain, available to only males. This particular disease targets brainwaves that end up repelling all Female Genomes in a sort of “Gets no Bitches” or “Where’s my hug at?” Type of manner. It also affects the surrounding Male genomes in a way that makes the other men want to WWE RKO the carrier, due to its brain cell killing radio waves and cringey and unfunny humor.
I’m sorry son, I believe you have Hessticular Cancer”
“What does that mean doctor?”
Long story short, you get no bitches
by Hooey Macgoo April 6, 2023
mugGet the Hessticular Cancermug.

Cancer Stick

You doe seen dat boi over der' wit da cancer stick?!?
by generictopic June 6, 2018
mugGet the Cancer Stickmug.

Cancer

Basically anything that basic white girls consume or use.
Jocelyn: "You up for some Starbucks?"
Simon: "Hell no. Starbucks is so fucking cancerous."
by The Deer Leader May 2, 2017
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Cancer

Other name for Jake Paul
Jake Paul is cancer!
by ZahraaMarvelFan August 8, 2017
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