Cheek slam

the action of laying on your back, typically a male doing this, and lifting his legs back behind his head, while another male's head is shoved between the ass pillows, and the cheek-slammer slams his cheeks closed on the victims face.

hey dude did you hear about justin and how he got the Cheek slam the other day by his own brother??

by Jman564613 August 12, 2009

Cheeks McAllister

Something that sucks, or is totally ass, but is also a persistent annoyance or a pain in the ass. A combination of the definitions of Cheeks and McAllister.

I can not believe that Jen has been such a Cheeks McAllister since Dave left her.

This Amazon delivery getting delayed is just so Cheeks McAllister

by Good Times, Party March 18, 2024

Cheek Chunder

A condition of the skin found on the buttocks. Typically resulting from poorly protected skin abruptly meeting asphalt. Frequently found on the ass of inexperienced longboarders.

"Hey Dunlop, that fall gave me a wicked case of cheek chunder!"

by ChunderMonk February 26, 2009

Carson cheek

A straight dog. Him. Gangy. Guy who has a lot of sex and doesn’t have a chode.

That guy is Carson cheek, he is him.

by Partyanimal29 May 5, 2023

Deep Cheeks

When an ass gets wrinkles then starts to sag

I accidentally walked in on my grandpa in the bathroom, and he had some deep cheeks; they were in the toilet water

by Harrybonbon July 13, 2016

Left ass cheek autism

A person who fakes autism because they think its silly/cute

Chrissy's autims came from their left ass cheek left ass cheek autism

by BowieePOP January 16, 2024

Cream Cheeks

When a man cums in his hand and slaps the other person in the face.

1) Oh, time for dessert!
2) Ooh, baby, what are we having?
1) Cream cheeks….
2) What?
1) Cream……cheeks! (then slaps them in the face with a hand full of cum)

by SkepticToTheSky November 3, 2022