Captain Sparklez

Jordan Maron or otherwise known as CaptainSparklez is a youtuber who also works with Machinima, He is a super sweet loving guy. He has his hair up in a "fo-hawk" For some he is also "socialy awkward" Others might just thing his as another hot youtuber. He loves to play Minecraft Call Of Duty Zombies. He is easily scared and just a fun guy to prank once in a while. Whenever you get to meet him, try to scare the hell out of him. hehe.

Girl 1: OMG Its Captain Sparklez like the most awesome guy ever!
Girl 2: I now right and his hair is sooo HAWT!

by Mrs. Sparkly girl July 28, 2013

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capitalist pig

A term for a rich business tycoon who only cares about making more money. He doesn't care if he puts smaller stores out of business, doesn't care about the poor or middle class, and doesn't care very much about the customer. His business will usually sell overpriced products made of cheap plastic, and the customer support will usually be outsourced if there's any customer support in the first place. Similar to the phrase "miser", or "cheapskate", but more applicable to people who not only horde money, but keep expanding their businesses even when they have more than enough money.

That capitalist pig took all the business. Soon we'll have to sell our shop and move away.

by Mr. Seven January 5, 2010

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cape girls

1) A young female who requires only a small amount of alcohol in order to begin making out.
2)A young woman who lacks sexual scruples.

1) Look at that girl over there mackin' it with the football team! How much did she drink? One beer? God, she's such a Cape Girl!
2)Person A: Who in their right mind would find greasy white dudes who appropriate black culture attractive?
Person B: I dunno, probably Cape Girls.

by caper September 14, 2006

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capo di tutti capi

its meaning is boss of all bosses

Don Vito was a capo di tutti capi

by Soofi May 30, 2006

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Captain Kirk smirk

A look of self-satisfaction after just defeating your nemesis. Named after the legendary Captain Kirk.

Me: Everything I tell you is a lie. Now listen carefully.. I'm lying right now...

My last Date (who looks like she could have been a Stepford Wife): Error! Error! Does not compute.

I leave with a big captain kirk smirk as my date, who was acting like a total fucktard by not wanting to have casual sex with me starts emitting sparks and smoke from every orifice in her body.

by Alfie The Horndog September 5, 2005

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