Alarm Clock BJ

When a woman wakes a man up in the morning by performing fellatio on him but she is gentle and wishes not to wake him until he is ejaculating.

My wife gave me an Alarm Clock BJ this morning, when I woke up I was ejaculating in her mouth. The great start to a great day!

by JTrainHasArrived August 6, 2010

Samoan Clock

To snap a boner and turn it like a clock.

'My girlfriend gave me a samoan clock last night. Now I can't fuck her for weeks!'

by Kinkyshitm8 March 31, 2015

fc closer

a meme for the twitch streamer FrostedGH

FC stands for "Full Combo"

Closer is the easiest song on expert difficulty in GH3, so players new to expert would "brag" that they FC'ed Closer.
The irony of this statement was not lost on many, so it became a meme.

A: Dude! I just FC'ed Jordan! It was so difficult!

B: fc closer lul

by Matt_Money April 30, 2019

WTF O'Clock

After working straight through the evening it is the hour when you realize that you've worked all the way through the night, and the sun is about to rise.

This most often happens with design, development or other types of work when it's easy to lose time while focused on the task at hand.

I really got in a zone working on the design comp for the new project. I started around 3p and worked until WTF o'clock.

by reroller April 2, 2009

going into the closet

When an openly gay or lesbian person gets so sick of attention-whoring homosexuals that they decide to become straight.

Gay person: "As much as I support equality for homosexuals, I'm so sick of gay people asking for more than they deserve. I'm going into the closet."

by Murder Mike December 14, 2010

reverse strawberry alarm clock

Straddle a sleeping person as if in the 69 position and repeatedly touch their nose with your hemmorhoids until they wake up.

"Dude, your girlfriend is passed out on the floor and I need to do yoga." "Sounds like you can start your workout by setting a reverse strawberry alarm clock!"

by dtoss August 9, 2015

Closet romantic

Someone who pretends to hate romance and all things romantic. Usually seen as someone who's very mean and/or agressive. romance

Shandy seemed like a complete bitch on the outside, but she was secretly a closet romantic.

by Kris Y. March 31, 2008