Nut Burrito

A giant burrito of a cock packed with special sauce.

Guys I could really go for a nut burrito right about now.

by El Jefe_ March 14, 2019

love burrito

When you cuddled up by your cat and dog at the same time.

Hey Max, I wake up in a love burrito this morning.

by kaliyuga September 11, 2020

Burrito cat

A cat so fat and so long to the point it looks like a burrito with fat hanging on the side

May I please have the burrito cat with rice and beans, oh and the chips and salsa thing for $4.99
Would you like a drink

Yes Diet Pepsi

by Crosonte October 17, 2018

Sneaky Burrito

When you run out of lube and, in a moment of depraved desperation, wrap your dick in a greasy tortilla and slip it into someone’s ass without warning. Both ingenious and deeply wrong, the Sneaky Burrito is the kind of move whispered about in locker rooms, condemned in polite society, and forever guaranteed to ruin Taco Tuesday.

My girlfriend said she wanted more spontaneity and spice in our relationship, so when she asked for a chalupa I thought I’d really keep her on her toes — instead of dinner, she got the Sneaky Burrito.

by MusicaB August 26, 2025

Burrito

A group of people who are or originally came from Central America, specifically Mexico.

Look at that burrito!

by Lyceeloufoo November 28, 2025

Burrito Dough

Explaining a dish and forgetting the name of a torilla shell. Frequently used randomly to remind a person that there was actually a day that they forgot the word tortilla.

The cook made Mexican lasagna and instead of noodles, she used burrito dough layered with taco meat.

by Pseudo89 January 20, 2022

burrito penance

The grueling, and often painful, bathroom experience that may occur as a direct result of eating burritos.

"Saturday night burritos? You'll be doing Sunday morning burrito penance!"

by Deome October 6, 2016