When a woman appears to be performing the act of fellatio to her male partner, but in reality she’s exhaling into the alcohol interlock device in his car, in order for the car to be started.
I thought I saw Darren getting a gobby off some bird the other night but then I realised she was giving a Boronia Blowjob so his commodore could start up.
by zoffler69420 October 2, 2023

That nerdy bitch Krista in the office gave me a beaver blowjob last night and my knobgoblin is covered in scabs.
by Taste the ROE July 29, 2022

by WASSERMAN May 6, 2022

An alternative country rock, blues, and grunge band containing members Darius Fucker, Mark Bryan, Dean Felber, and Jim Sonefel.
Their music is some of the most seductive music you'll ever hear in alternative radio stations.
Their music is some of the most seductive music you'll ever hear in alternative radio stations.
by GregNelson29 September 29, 2023

by Banana Boom December 18, 2021

Used as currency in prison
Usually tie your hair back when doing it
Never let a woman’s mouth close without asking for a blowjob first
Usually tie your hair back when doing it
Never let a woman’s mouth close without asking for a blowjob first
Hola gringo I’m feeling kinda horny, you know what I’m saying
Ye I gotchu fam. One blowjob on the way
Ye I gotchu fam. One blowjob on the way
by Despacito5 August 17, 2018

A thought experiment involving a blindfold, a guy, and a girl. While blindfolded, you receive a blowjob from one of them, but you don’t know who. The act remains "not gay" until the blindfold is removed. As long as you don’t look, it’s assumed the girl is doing the job—thereby keeping things hetero by default.
Bro, I got a Schrödinger's Blowjob, I think the dude sucked my dick because he was wiping his lips afterwards.
by dingusdugglas January 29, 2025
