Kite Happy

When you smoke so much that you sit on the couch super happy

Dad: I’m going to need to watch that movie again tomorrow. I think I fell asleep
Mom: I know, you’re Kite Happy

by Ardent Maple January 10, 2022

happy hypoxemic

patients with low oxygen saturation in the blood but without visible signs of respiratory distress

Scott MD: How are you doin' today?
Jeff: Never better, doc.
Scott MD: Dude, you're one strong, happy hypoxemic Covid patient!

by timlight April 25, 2020

Happy meerkat

Someone who kneels between the legs of someone, (who is lay at the edge of a bed, with legs hanging over),performing oral sex. The person will pop up with a smile on their face upon completion, in a similar way to a meerkat

After swallowing his load, Lisa appeared from below, like a happy meerkat.

by Humblebarkeep86 January 27, 2022

gai-happy

gai-happy is when one is very excited about something they cannot stay still to the point that their excitement is annoying others. The composed word 'gai-happy' is formed of the French word 'gai' meaning 'merry' 'happy' 'content' and the English word 'happy'.

I know you're all gai-happy it's Friday but please behave.

by it's972 July 15, 2016

happy humping

Wishing for your friends to get laid.

It's finally Friday, happy humping everyone!!!

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

happy famper

A male who, if home alone, will stay in the bathroom and masturbate for an extended duration of time.

"Dude your parents were gone yesterday! did you get shit faced?" "No Celeb Jihad uploaded new videos and I pulled a happy famper."

by Helmbros June 3, 2014

Happy Tipsy

When you've gotten drunk off two glasses of wine and are feeling very happily attempting to convince people you're not drunk.

"Did you really just get drunk off two glasses of wine?"
"Noooooooo I'm just happy tipsy ;)"

by Stoudonym March 23, 2019