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Bean burrito 

The act of stuffing your balls into the vagina of a Mexican woman while she's wrapped in a blanket
This girl invited me over to Netflix and chill and I toltaly turned her into a bean burrito
Bean burrito by Dami_Nuf May 4, 2024

Wet Burrito 

a popular prison dish, often including ingredients such as a crushed ramen packet, crushed cheetos, any meat you can acquire from the prison commissary, pork rinds, diced salami, pickle, crackers, refried beans, line the inside of the cheeto bag with a tortilla, dump mixture into said bag with a little bit of hot water, wrap it up and set it aside for 5 to 10 minutes, flip once during cooking time, then once the 5 or 10 minutes is up, add whatever condiment you desire, then enjoy the meal.
hey bro, you want a wet burrito?
Wet Burrito by VersatileMink May 26, 2024

shrimp burrito 

when two men go shrimping and beans and corn get in the straw
Maurice and Paulie went shrimping they ended up with a shrimp burrito.
shrimp burrito by bikeman 5 July 16, 2024

shrimp burrito 

when two men go shrimping and cum, beans and corn end up in the straw
when Maurice and Paulie when shrimping they ended up with a shrimp burrito.
shrimp burrito by bikeman 5 July 16, 2024

Steakhouse Burrito

A limited-time menu item served at Taco Bell restaurants from 2016 to 2017. It consisted of marinated steak, fried potatoes, bacon bits, sour cream, and cheese sauce encased in a flour tortilla. It was served with a side of nacho chips and cheese dip.

In early 2024, public interest in the Steakhouse Burrito was renewed by popular Twitch streamer CaseOh, who frequently expresses his affinity for the menu item and his desire for its return.
As much as you plead and beg and ask people on Reddit, the Steakhouse Burrito isn't coming back anytime soon.

Rockford Burrito

The Rockford Burrito is when an incel

graciously accepts an invitation to dock with another incel, but consumes the other penis with his foreskin.
When he’s not begging for mid status or falling off skateboards, fake cop Abe is perfecting the art of the Rockford Burrito.
Rockford Burrito by Bedtime Binks December 18, 2024