A modest guy who secretly knows he's sexy and the coolest, but will never ever say it. He's helpful and kind and beyond hilarious. He's really smart but thinks he's dumb because he is a daydreamer. People like him so much that the odd time anyone feels anything remotely negative toward him he questions himself, forgetting that he is super charismatic and wins over nearly everyone. He has an eye for beauty and a knack for fun. He'll calm you instantly just by being there. Giant heart. Beautiful brain. Big dick.
Person 1: dating guys nowadays is the worst they all suck.
Person 2: you only think that because you have never dated a Brian
Person 2: you only think that because you have never dated a Brian
by Boghajaiwjwbd June 15, 2022
Get the Brianmug. A walking contradiction/scrooge of the worst kind, they’ll not only expect you to work for peanuts or even free… in fact they’ll believe that you should pay them for the Honor of being able to work with them on their project, and be prepared to do all the work their way (The WRONG way). They’ll pretend that they are intelligent/qualified and that you should listen to “Their Expert Advice”, yet their own kids won’t even have them help with a Lemonade stand, as they know that it’ll be a F#@K- up.
They also know “EVERYTHING” (even what you had for breakfast last Tuesday), so don’t try to correct them, as there really is no hope.
They also know “EVERYTHING” (even what you had for breakfast last Tuesday), so don’t try to correct them, as there really is no hope.
Wow! That guy must be a real Scrooge; no he’s a Brian Co@ts
The Federal Reserve Bank gets their Crooked orders from Brian Co@ts
The “Church-Mouse” was once an employee of BrianCo@ts
The Federal Reserve Bank gets their Crooked orders from Brian Co@ts
The “Church-Mouse” was once an employee of BrianCo@ts
by ChurchMouse October 29, 2011
Get the Brian Co@tsmug. Brian is man who will protect his girlfriend no matter what and his soulmate name is chilli they vibe like 100% and they are perfect together they look so cute together and are made for each other
by Linkoln May 6, 2022
Get the Brianmug. A person who strongly disagrees with the College Football selection committee. He will argue all day long that FSU should be in the Top 4. Wears square toed boots and sleeps a lot. Also he is very controlling during Christmas time and may tell you where and where you can’t hang with Christmas Star.
Brian you should know that FSU has a garbage offense and could never contend with teams such as Alabama or Texas…
by SabanItSo23 December 3, 2023
Get the Brianmug. A crazy and intelligent guy with the strangest ideas. A Brian always tries to be funny, although some of his jokes make you want to slap him. He is a fantastic person and always knows everything. Sometimes, Brian's can be a bit aggressive but can be very kind and respectful. If you have a Brian in your life, make sure you talk to him and hang out, as they can be very striking!
Hey, there's Brian over there.
by godzillafan22 October 14, 2021
Get the Brianmug. by RiddleBox1723 January 9, 2022
Get the Brian Headmug. When you and your lady partner share enough chicken curry to feed an army, and proceed to engage in rigorous unprotected anal intercourse in your car. You leave multiple deliveries of semen in your ladies anus. Your lady friend proceeds to uncontrollably defecate into your crotch and car seats. at this point, you take a large serving spoon and consume all of the creamy poop contents within the car. At approximately 2:30 in the morning, you text your friends completion of the act.
by Gatorhouse69 April 12, 2024
Get the Brian’s Cream of Currymug.