Chocolate Anal Cone

Doing a girl in the anus then pulling out and finding out you have a turd on your cock. Sometimes leading to putting the cock in the girl's mouth out of pure frustration.

Also known as getting "CACked", not to be confused with the Bostonian "cacked" for getting hammered.

"So Jimmy did his girlfriend in the ass last night?"

"Yeah, he also gave her a Chocolate Anal Cone..."

"Yum..."

"What?"

"Uhh... Nothing."

by Pablo Montoya December 6, 2006

Anal Fission

A butt hole that is penetrated so forcefully that it rips open the size of the Grand Canyon and starts leaking brown liquid hot magma uncontrollably. When gas is released from the ripped and butchered anus hole the wind force is similar to that of El Nino.

Molly, your ass is in the primary stage of anal fission: its gaping. I need a gas mask for your anal fission Molly, its getting stinky back here.

by Richards March 28, 2008

Anal Mourning

Usually followed by an Anal Morning. It can be described as the state of feeling sorrow in regards to your ass and/or anal cavity.

Robbie - "Wow, what an anal morning"

Jimmy - "How are you not in anal mourning right now?"

by NightlifeCommando May 30, 2010

anal ram

A type of sodomy that is so hard and fast that its power and force is like a battering ram trying to break down the doors of a heavily gaurded Castle

i anal ramed her so hard she couldn't sit down for a week!

by mAGIK bUS March 15, 2005

anal obsessive

The next level up for someone who is anal retentive and obsessive compulsive.

Don't touch that! Jill is anal obsessive about her desk. If you move something, she will know.

by OliviaMcK December 30, 2008

Anal beats

Taking it in the ass doggie style

Bob- man how drunk was I
Rob- man you where fucked up
Bob- man my ass feels like I've had anal beats all night
Rob- I know I have it on camera

by A litt;e bit Cooler December 9, 2008

Anal Storm

When a women gets viciously anal fucked by usually more than one man. It can also be said when two or more objects are rammed up a chicks anus. e.g stapler, phone, wine bottle or a darth vader limited addition action figure.

"Quiet Bitch! You bout to get ANAL STORMED!" "Ow! Ow! OWWWW!" "Is that darth vadar?" "Shut the fuck up slut!" "OWWWWWW!"

by studdy01 June 23, 2009