St bedes

Best school in the world. mr massie is the legend upon men. 5/5 star hygiene rating

all serious this school should be give an award. made so many kids dreams. best school in scunthorpe. send ur kids here if they want 5+ grades (unless ur mama starzak)
josie: what is the best school in the world
me: st bedes is the best #obvs
by chippy_esso February 02, 2020
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St. Pete High

A school, not like any other school. This school is the first school in Florida to have the I.B. program. A program, which, super smart kids go to so that they can be better than everyone else. Over 50% of the I.B. population is Asian, this is because Asians are smarter than the white and black folk, unless you are French. An interesting fact of the students of the I.B. is that 1/4 of them consider suicide from the work and stress overload, testimonies have stated that children can possibly get over 9 hours of school work a day. Of this 25% of students contemplating suicide, about half of them go through with it, so they don't have to go through the hassle of completing high school.

St. Pete High School was founded by the all famous, Ponce De Leon during his early explorations. This is where the Spanish architecture came from. Also, after Leon founded and supported the school, he left for Cuba. Weeks later, he got a message that students were killing themselves from the work overload. Leon, realizing what he created and how many lives he may take, killed himself in 1521.

But once you overlook the sad history of the school, you will feel proud if you can make it through, your life will be successful, but since all your friends killed themselves, guess you won't have anyone to boast about your paycheck to.
My friend Eric got to Junior year at St. Pete High then killed himself. Jamie almost made it through St. Pete High, but killed herself right before the Senior I.B. exams. I got through the damn school and have my own plantation.
by McGoggles August 05, 2008
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St. Patrick's Day

Supposed to be on the Island = A national holiday in Ireland celebrating the life of St. Patrick, where you even got to forget Lent for a day.
Nowadays in USA = Just an excuse teenagers find to get wasted either during the school week or on Spring Break.
-Oh man! St. Patrick's Day as awesome!!!
=What'd you do?
-umm....I don't.....remember....
=Yeah, that's what I thought, you culture-stealing liberal! Go get drunk on Pearl Harbor Day or something! Leave St. Patty's Day to the laddies!
by Drumline May 28, 2006
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st johns prep

A school in Astoria that accepts literally everyone. If you’re chopped and desperate this is the place for you, and they always think they’re the shit for having people film there. You don’t know completely what I’m talking about because it’s a sjp thing. If you go to St Johns prep you will get automatically get ripped on and the principal is an old ugly bitch.
It’s a St Johns Prep thing you would not get it.

Hey she is ugly, flat, and desperate is she a St Johns Prep bitch?
by fuxkstjohns September 21, 2018
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St. Elmo, IL

St. Elmo is a town located along Interstate 70 in South-Central Illinois and its population is around 1500. St. Elmo High School is home to the Eagles and, inevitably, the bottom layer of scum in the United States social class system. The town is basically a plutocracy, with the wealthy, who made their fortunes through good ol' oil, pay for 90% of the teachers' salaries through property tax. The other people, who make up 95% of the population, live off and cheat the system through welfare and/or a large inheritance. The town prides itself off of victories, fairly or unfairly achieved, over the Altamont Indians. This hatred for a town so close to them has arose out of thin air. They think that Altamont, and other small towns, have a conscious evil agenda against the diminutive and unappealing town that is simply not there. The townspeople throw all class and respect out the window when supporting their school at various sporting events, with elderly women shouting obscene remarks and random adults threatening physical harm on high school fans from other schools.

Do not be mistaken, there are respectable and nice people who live in and are from St. Elmo, but collectively, they could be described as unintelligent, classless, and simply unaware.

Do not visit St. Elmo. It, in no way, will stimulate your interests and help you grow as a person. It can, however, teach you how not to live.
St. Elmo, IL golf course -- perfect example of a diamond in the rough. ONLY tourist attraction in town.

Terrible basketball court -- dimensions and conditions are inexplicably bad.
by toofastforyou1 March 17, 2013
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St. Louis Screwdriver

The act of fucking a girl who has lost her legs. She sits on top of you as you proceed to spin her as she uses her arms to go up and down, hence completing the St. Louis Screwdriver.
Shortly after Rosanne was cut in half, on account of a terrible lukemia charity moster truck rally accident, Bradley then proceeded to give her the good ole' St. Louis Screwdriver.
by Trevor Sutton January 26, 2008
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St. Aloysius School

A ghetto ass school in the middle of the hoodest part of Queens New York, Bushwick. Nobody has ever heard of it. It is run by Ms. Daly, a cheap lesbian, & Father George, an arrogant & rude pastor. There are only approximately 300 students in the school and there is one class per grade. Multiple subjects are usually taught by a lone teacher and there are only 2 floors to the building. The school will be closing down as of Summer 2009 and the reason is unclear why since Ms. Daly and Father George overprice everything and do not supply the students with sufficient lunch, but junk food from a candy bar being $1.25 and hot dogs being $2.50.
A: Where did you go to school?
B: St. Aloysius School, you probably never heard of it.
A: Damn right I didnt, where is it?
B: Somewhere in Bushwick. The principal & the priest are real assholes
by Girl in the Class of '08 March 29, 2009
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