Almondly

A taste of over powering almonds

Sandra’s va jay jay taste almondly

by Almondly October 22, 2020

Almoney Day

This completely mad up holiday originated in a health class on November 29, 2016. This holiday is usually celebrated by three friends getting together and exchanging gifts.

1st person: You ready to celebrate Almoney day?
2nd person: Of course!

3rd: Who’s house are we doing it at this year?

by anonymous November 8, 2020

almightysanti

like #NotNeilJ he’s kid sized, but he plays hockey. so he’s like a spicy lunchable?

#almightysanticanhavemykids

by maybe420696969696969 November 17, 2020

almesha

Almesha is a sweet , loving ,caring female she tends to go for what she wants in life she is the most wanted person around because of her vibe she glows like the sun she’s really what u call a treasure in human forms but almesha she’s been through a lot she just wants someone to love her and accept her flaws. Almesha loves sleeping and she really does love pizza she will be there for u until the end of time . Almesha is smart and outgoing way to smart and outgoing almesha doesn’t like hand outs she’s the definition of a female hustler.

Person 1:Hey did u see almesha’s video she posted
Person:2 hell yeah that ish was funny

by anonymous November 25, 2020

Almonipple

A nipple located on the ventral surface of an almond. Used during the milking process to extract almond milk.

Once the female almond is identified, it is transferred prone into a specialized almond harness. Next, the almonipple is identified and milked using two miniaturized hands in standard fashion.

by suszynski November 28, 2020

almuxd

words can't describe how amazing he is

Someone : AlmuXD
Someone 2 : Wow

by almuxd December 6, 2020

Almond Mound

A term for a woman's lady-part from an anterior view.

"Man, look at that girl's almond mound."

by anonymous December 14, 2020