deuce

A synonym for the word "too". Since deuce means the number 2, and "two" and "too" sound the same, you can sub it.

1. I got four hours of sleep last night, I'm deuce tired.

2. Gimme some food! I'm deuce hungry!

by Black107 November 02, 2006

Deuce

To Shart or take a Feces/Diarrhea mix anywhere.

Peter: Let's all drink Ipecac and whoever throws up last, wins the pie. *Puke* ..... *Puke* Stewie: I've won *PUKE!!!!!!!* WHAT THE DEUCE!!!!!! OR Guy 1: Were you at the dinner table in the middle of eating? Guy 2: No why? Guy 1: Eunice totally dueced at the table and it smelled like shit!!! Guy 2: HAHA, oh I wish i was there Guy 1: No... You Don't!!!!

by icyourmomevrynite January 20, 2010

Deuces

Mom thinks it means poop but it really means see ya later

Owen, “deuces!”

by austin123456 November 11, 2022

lava deuce

combination of a night of eating spicy food and excessive drinking leading to explosive shits that may or may not land on your significant other

"Im going to lava deuce on you tonight!"

by consuelatyrena May 01, 2016

bullshit deuce

Twice the shit you are already dealing with

Dont feed me that bullshit deuce

by Shitting Bull January 07, 2021

DEUCE DESIGNER

A FASHION DESIGNER anybody can be.

Everything is here for you as the binary experience is coming.

Last time you had at least two MOUNTAIN DEWS and SHIT right away.

Hey everyone time to not condemn anybody for SHITTING their pants as they make a great DEUCE DESIGNER as just look at that and they are a marketing genius as their fashion product they just made is being noticed by their penetrating marketing style.

TWO, TO, TOO, 2, TU as that can be used to be an effective DEUCE DESIGNER and you may say SIX DEUCE has a jump on everybody.

Do the DEW DEW DEUCE as that is a cool DEUCE DESIGNER in the hear and now

by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY June 15, 2021

flash deuce

The action of taking a dump within the time frame of 1-2 min.

before we go i gotta take a quick flash deuce.

by zaivon July 01, 2010