by Awkwardturtlee September 06, 2011
A situation everyone in the corporate world inevitably faces wherein you have to bear the brunt of awkward or demeaning treatment at work and can't speak up about it because of the nature of your position, much like taking a hot steamy load of jizz to the face; unpleasant, but necessary to get ahead.
Employee 1: "I can't believe Lumbergh is making me work all weekend again!"
Employee 2: "Sorry bro, that's just the biz jizz."
Employee 2: "Sorry bro, that's just the biz jizz."
by DarkMist December 17, 2015
The odor around the atmosphere of a female who has just received a large quantity of seminal fluid on top of her, such as in a bukkake.
by Sam the BananaBunWankMan September 23, 2017
by The Kitten Whisperer TD March 12, 2023
Guy A: Last night my girlfriend totally ruined my bed sheets.
Guy B: Oh yeah, looks like you got a jizz bed!
Guy B: Oh yeah, looks like you got a jizz bed!
by Andrea Sheikha June 27, 2011
by PanisCupcake February 17, 2014
When there is a solar eclipse with the moon, and you are drawn by a force stronger than yourself to smash one out
Damn, I was doing #nofap and then there was an eclipse and before I knew it i was balls deep on myself.. Damn moon jizz
by Tiniesttiny July 29, 2018