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German Butt Handkerchief

A cloth used primarily for butt sneezes. Invented by Germans.
Oh god! I ate diarrhea last night and have been shitting straight fire all day long. Do you have a German Butt Handkerchief?
by TAINT BOT May 1, 2010
mugGet the German Butt Handkerchiefmug.

Herman the one-eyed German

A penis. Whimsical term for the male sexual member.
I hope Herman the one-eyed German isn't planning a visit tonight - I'm tired and have a headache.
by Rod Brock September 24, 2005
mugGet the Herman the one-eyed Germanmug.

German Brownie a la Mode

When a Male or female dedicates on a plate, shapes it into a square and a Male excretes his "ice cream" as a topping onto the said "brownie" which is to then be eaten after consuming a hearty meal.
"Honey, that was an exquisite German Brownie a la Mode we ate last night. I'm so happy your a vegan!"
by Did you get that email I sent? January 30, 2019
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Used on message boards when someone posts a topic that has been recently posted by someone else.

See also GBPH.
"Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the German's bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! And it ain't over now! Cause when the going gets tough.. The tough get goin'. Who's with me?" - Animal House
by chupon August 31, 2004
mugGet the German's bombed Pearl Harbormug.

German Pearl Harbor Moment

This is reference to John Belushi in Animal House. When he was in the middle of an inspirational speech, he asked the rhetorical question: "Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?" When questioned, Otter said: "He's on a roll, just let him go".
(When someone attempts to interrupt you) "Hey, just let me finish, I'm having a 'German Pearl Harbor Moment'"
by MNMustangfreak September 13, 2009
mugGet the German Pearl Harbor Momentmug.
To flog the dolphin, pitchin batting practice, choke the chicken, beat the meat, beat the cock, jerkin the gerkin, all that shit... MASTURBATING!
My roommate was Shaking hands with the Germans one day when I walked in.
by Poiker April 20, 2004
mugGet the Shake Hands with the Germansmug.

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