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Doing a Dylan

Licking bum fluff off a male's arse.
ah, me and my mates were doing a dylan the other day.
by cuntmasher October 28, 2010
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dylan gormley

by Fuck boyyyyyyyyy September 2, 2016
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dylan kelly

dylan kelly is a Jesus lovin' actor, musician, and film production enthusiast; who has made appearances on several mtv dating shows, and appeared on KTLA channel 5 morning news in Los Angeles.
girl 1:"did you see dylan kelly on mtv?"

girl 2:"yes, i'm going to kiss him one day..."
by staydivine July 28, 2009
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Dylan and Kaylee

1. Two people who are hopelessly in love with each other but Dylan just cant stick to one girl because he's a man whore Secretly Dylan only wants Kaylee. He simply cant live without her.

2. possibly the most stupid relationship of 2011
Girl 1: Wow he's so hot but i think he has a girlfriend
Girl 2: Yeah i know but i bet i could hook up with him
Girl 1: No forget it its a Dylan and Kaylee moment
by Dylan Is A Dick November 26, 2011
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Cheyenne and Dylan

Most amazing couple ever to live
Cheyenne Lightburn and Dylan Davis, Cheyenne and Dylan
by Me moi and myself butts November 12, 2011
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Bib Dylan

A kid born of culturally snobby parents who wears shirts of bands they don't even have the mental capacity to listen to yet in order to make their parents feel like they've given birth to something cool.
Did you see that baby with the Ramones onesie? What a Bib Dylan.
by mcmorgan13 February 3, 2010
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Dylan Pohl

A man with an abnormally large penis, formerly known as a monster cock.

Dylan Pohl's penis also tames all the bitches, including some men.

One of the most beautiful, rare, magical, and majestic sights around.


In short, dylan means someone with a large gorilla penis who likes to eat mangoes and relax on the beach.

His middle name is commonly known as "HasABig"

To be a Dylan Pohl, you must be at least 99% man, 83% cock, .1% feminem, and 200% dragon.
"Did you see Dylan Pohl's huge penis?"
"It was totally dragging behind him!"

"You can't handle the girth"

"I almost got 1/4 of his head in my mouth"
"That's more than me!!"
by DrowningJesus April 8, 2013
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