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bald man in the boat

Licking the bald man in the boat
will make your woman CUM!!!
by Rick Y December 9, 2008
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Felch bottom boat

when a guy ejaculates into a girls ass, then the chick poops out the sperm onto a peice of shrink wrap over the guys face
Dude, sandy and i just did the felch bottom boat. i highly reccomend it
by Fisticuffs77 January 21, 2008
mugGet the Felch bottom boatmug.

truck-boat-truck

A boat sandwiched between two trucks. As seen on the TV show "Squidbillies", driven by Early Cuyler.
"Wouldn't them fine-ass speakers sound gooder than hell comin' out the back of my truck-boat-truck
by resist the flying lasers March 4, 2010
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glass bottom boating

Putting something clear over someone's face (like saran wrap) and then taking a dump on their face.
The King of Pop glass bottom boated some 8 year old boy.
by Dustin December 2, 2003
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ukrainian boat ride

being promised a trip or experience that sounds fun, but ultimately ends with your death.
see that guy? he stole from the mafia, and now Tony is going to take him for a ukrainian boat ride.
by piggysmacks August 25, 2009
mugGet the ukrainian boat ridemug.

Filipino Shrimp Boat

while visiting asia hire a filipino hooker. After having sex you take a steaming dump in her mouth and eat a bucket of shrimp complete with "cocktail" sauce.
I reached a new low on vacation when I enjoyed a filipino Shrimp Boat.
by Scuba Bird November 19, 2009
mugGet the Filipino Shrimp Boatmug.

Kentucky Gravy Boat

Cumming onto a woman's double chin while she is laying down so she can then drink said load straight from her second chin.
As soon as Chuck spotted a fatty at the bar he knew she would be down for a Kentucky Gravy Boat.
by More2Come March 8, 2011
mugGet the Kentucky Gravy Boatmug.

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