tom brian

someone who has a penis ranging from the size of a sperm cell to (if lucky) a size of the egg cell.

they also never want to admit the truth and this person does not want to admit they are salty or they are annoyed in some way. instead of admitting the truth he just tries to backfire it onto you however it fails...... making this person look like a bigger retard than he was 2 mins ago

wow your so annoyed you just like tom brian

by tom brian February 6, 2017

Brian

A man with a Long John Flounder Pounder Lip Dipper 360

Roommate: Where were you last night?
Me: Girl, I was at Brian’s

by captainCauldron January 30, 2025

Brian

Brian can either be a total sweetheart or a complete asswipe. He may try to take advantage of you, but you know better. Some Brians are amazing people unless you're Brian Espinoza. Then a lot of people hate you.

"Yo! Brian gets all the good girls!"
"Yeah man, he's so sweet!"

by tombradycantcatch November 6, 2018

Brian P

Brian is really into Lego, especially Lego cars. He loves hot wheels and collects them. Brian has dark blonde curly hair with beautiful sexy blue eyes. No one can resist Brian, he’s hot and is very good in bed ;). He’s a loyal, smart, funny and kind to the people who he likes.

Person 1-Who’s that guy that got arrested?
Person 2-Oh that was Brian(Very cute)
Person 1-Hot.
Brian P is so funny

by Vans that steal babys March 17, 2023

brian macdonald

Brian MacDonald is the most beautiful freckly noodle hair man existing on this planet. He is the bass player in PVRIS, according to his bandmate Lynn Gunn, he is the worst bass player (PVRIS play 'Say WHAT!?) but that's false facts sis. wig. you WILL be amazed by his amazing talent, you will feel the need to cry every time you see his beautiful film photos on his fancy gram. Stan Brian MacDonald!

Should we protect Brian MacDonald?

Yes, we certainly do!

by yéét March 19, 2018

Brian

A guy who will break your heart three days out of no where after he said he wanted something in the future with you.

Friend: do not go back to Brian, he will just end up hurting you again. Do not give him another chance.
Me: I know.

by joceee November 20, 2023

Brianed

When someone suddenly, and inappropriately, changes a text string to sexting.

It was going fine until I got Brianed. He went from "my son has the same legos" to "you can build legos on my dick if you want"

by Matches&Gasoline January 19, 2023