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L Nerd

A way to describe someone who always takes the L; a supreme loser
"Damn, JakenBakeLIVE is such an L Nerd"
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nerd thighs

Nerd thighs are the thighs of a nerdy man. They are pale, hairless, and smooth. They look like feta cheese. They taste and smell like vanilla. Nerd thighs cannot burn or tan, they're just white.

They are muscular and nerds often will strangle people's necks using their thighs. Nerds have killed people using their thighs.
"Did you see Paul's bruised neck? A nerd tried to strangle him with his nerd thighs!"
by PIECE_OF_FUCKINGSHIT September 4, 2017
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Herp-nerding

Present participle of herp-nerd (Verb).

The act of engaging in behavior which focuses on an object or circumstance peripheral to the immediate object or circumstance at hand.

The act of herp-nerding essentially introduces an extra element of humor by slightly derailing norms by focusing on something that doesn't need to be focused on, making it the new topic of focus. This act alters the attention from the immediate focus, to a peripheral focus.
(ex 1): Two individuals sit in a restaurant looking over a menu. This is the (normal) immediate object or circumstance at hand.

Herp-nerding would ensue if one or both of the two individuals were to take the menu, the silverware, and all objects on both sides of a table and attempt to match them up equally, as if each of the objects on both ends of the table were mirror images of one another.

The focus (and act of herp-nerding) would shift from reading the menu and ordering food, to mirroring the objects--the focus changed (from reading/ordering food) to (playing with and mirroring the objects on the table).
by davidjkeys January 13, 2013
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ed-nerd

a person who became obsessed with Twilight series after the premiere of of the movie.
Twitchers: I'm reading Twilight.
Toad: You ed-nerd
by THE Rainbow Tree January 26, 2009
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Nerd Wall

A mass of nerds making a wall around all the computer monitors making it so no one else can see, usually blocking out the uncool-kid-of-the-group's view.
Friend 1 - Man i wonder what they're looking at

Friend 2 - I dunno, can't see cause of the nerd wall
by Chupacabra2 November 28, 2010
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Greasy Nerd

A person who spends all day playing video games and never leaving their bedroom. Therefore accumulating large amounts of grease because they don't wash.
The person who killed me on Call of Duty is a fat Greasy Nerd
by Steve Morison May 9, 2018
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Nerd Murmur

The noise intelligent people make while talking together.
University challenge. The NERDs debate the question while making nerd murmur.

Look at those nerds over there. I can’t understand a word of their nerd murmur.
by Sparkyrio May 29, 2022
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