Artisan Head

When a person is highly skilled in the otherwise utilitarian art of giving head. Artisan head is a skilled craft that is not your run of the mill dome. It’s highly erotic, often toe curling and guaranteed to empty one’s balls.

Monique is known for her skilled artisan head. So I had to find out. My balls were drained and the prostate was milked.

I was just expecting another Grindr blow and go but I managed to hook up with a dude that gave artisan head.

by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020

bargain head

Getting surprisingly drunk from a relatively small amount of alcoholic intake. Often gets shortened to just "bargain".

I gave up drinking for a couple of months and now I can get me a bargain head after only two beers.

by exitflagger April 25, 2008

head strapon

I dildo attached to someones head

Me: "yo dude wat the fuck is that?"
Jon: "its what i used on ur mom last night. a head strapon."

by Ben [frostyhobo69] January 29, 2009

Helmet-Headed

"I will find my helmet"

"Please do so you can still give me head"

"I will find my helmet"

"Please do so you can still give me head"
"Very Helmet-headed of you"

by ThisIsMeHelloLookAtMe December 14, 2022

Bed Head

A nickname you use for people with horrible hair in the morning

Alexander woke up and saw that he had bedhead, so he used his bed head hair product to fix it.

by Em945 September 18, 2016

the dead head

when you squeeze the tip of you dick as you get a boner in order to keep the tip at normal size giving you the ability to shoot your cum further.

what t.j. kilmarten gave you the dead head thats fucken sweet.

by red dick that hurt June 26, 2009

Head basher

Def. 1-When that one catchy song comes on the radio and you are alone in the car and you secretly dance to it

Def. 2- That giant thing from the third Lord of the Rings movie that rams down the door of Minas Tirith

Def. 3- A sex position

1.Oh kids, back in the day whenever "We are Number One" by LazyTown came on the radio your father and I use to get all wild up in there!

2.When Gandalf saw the Head Basher approach the city, he knew they were fucked

3. Me and (Insert Trashy White Girl Name Here) performed the Head Basher in our room last night at the motel.

by Memeblaze January 22, 2020