february 22

The day where you have to suck off your father.

father: Hey so it's February 22nd, you know what that means!

Son: Oh no

by penguin maker 420 February 22, 2021

The Marlin .22 Rifle

A gun that I found in my friends living room that I thought was cool until he yelled at me to not dry fire it, he knows alot about dry firing ifkywim.

Woman (non existent in his life): Honey there's a squirrel in our house
Man (Double): Go grab The Marlin .22 Rifle from the couch

by BubbleAssFuck March 17, 2025

11 22

This date is very special, because a special person was born 27 years ago today. Her name is Kamilė. She is smart and beautiful in and out and her besty just misses her so so much everyday.

Wish for a new year: follow your heart first and think later 👀

Happy Birthday my Best Friend ❤️

Oh, it's 11 22, you know what day it is?
It's Kamilė's birthday!

by luluIloveu November 22, 2021

October 22

Today is National hold your gf/bf's hand day. so dont be shy and hold there hand.

*girl and boy sitting together*
boy: *grabbs girls hand*
girl: why are you holding my hand?
boy: its October 22nd

by thegoat.13 October 21, 2023

February 22

national slap your teacher day.

February 22 is the day you can slap your teacher silly and get away with it

by crispy.poop February 10, 2022

October 22

Slap the kid who skipped school yesterday day. You can slap the midget looser who skipped school yesterday as much as you want without getting in trouble.

Ky:”why is everyone slapping me”
Everyone:”because It’s October 22 and you are a midget looser who missed school yesterday”

by Slangboi October 21, 2019

07/22/2019

Remember the place where we met? well obviously you do and I'm going to tell you that there might be something waiting for you there

Really mimi? This shit again? xD
My foot is swole today alright? XD
I wanna rest a bit
Alright alright if you say so xD
so how the hell did your foot become swollen?

07/22/2019

by Lostnightcore November 9, 2019