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Cock block

A person who, sometimes repeatedly prevents someone from having any chance of getting laid.
This can be intentional, or an unintentional cock block.

The cock blocker manifests themselves in many forms. Shape Shifters some say.
Some examples are:

Friends, roommates, children, or in-laws
"My daughter has been sleeping in my wife's and I's room allot lately.
She's still little, and doesn't realize the cock block she is"
by Skisonice September 30, 2022
mugGet the Cock blockmug.

Big Buchanan Cock

BBC stands for multiple things and can be used for multiple uses, this one Stan’s for Big Buchanan Cock. People with names that start with a are more attracted to it then most.
Big Buchanan Cock. Big and strong, usually sticky at times.
by Goober The gooning glump November 26, 2024
mugGet the Big Buchanan Cockmug.

Swinging Cock Brigade

(noun) Results when the senior leadership at your company is comprised almost exclusively of white men, ie. a good ol'boys club.
The Swinging Cock Brigade is at an offsite golfing excursion today.
by Chaos Agent October 5, 2021
mugGet the Swinging Cock Brigademug.

lithuanian cock wrench

When a man squats and inverts his penis then squeezes his abs so tight he nuts
Last night I Lithuanian Cock wrenched at the gym it was so good
by Ranchapplebottom September 26, 2022
mugGet the lithuanian cock wrenchmug.

cock smoothie

When 3 or more guys out their dicks in a cup, then add fruit, milk, and ice. Then, it is stirred with the dicks in the cup. A 4th person then drinks it through a straw. Blowjob optional.
hey ben, dillion, jamie, and austin, come over here and take your dicks out to make me a cock smoothie
by babyturtle69 January 23, 2022
mugGet the cock smoothiemug.

Strange Cock

A cock that is not one’s own!
Hey, try not to touch any strange cock when you go to the Mets game!
by Captain Carrots February 17, 2024
mugGet the Strange Cockmug.

Cock Apnea

When you insert your penis into their mouth during sleep, causing the airway to become restricted and resulting in a sudden, violent awakening that may or may not cause severe damage to one's member.
To get her back for making fun of my snoring, I gave her an episode of Cock Apnea! I'll be out of the hospital next week.
by Byram Suddarth III June 28, 2024
mugGet the Cock Apneamug.

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