Monkey Miami Ball Crusher

When you punch someone in the balls at mach 20 and devastate any dreams they have along side their bills at the hospital.
Most effective in cemeteries.

Holy SHIT!!! That guy got MONKEY MIAMI BALL CRUSHERED!!!
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...

by The Miami Monkey January 17, 2022

Ball Bobbing

Ball Bobbing

When Partner A puts their testicles in a container filled with water, Partner B then has to bob for them like apples

Marcus: Dude! Jessica bobbed for my balls like apples last night, was some total ball bobbing!
Jeff: What the fuck

by ieatfatballs March 8, 2024

Ball out or fall out

A saying that means to do something dangerous or cool to a spectacular degree or fail miserably.

Person A: wanna go skydiving?
Person B: I'm not sure.
Person A: Ball out or fall out bro.
Person B: Your right man

by Ludicolo-Schizophrenia March 12, 2024

Shmeegie Balls

The word you say when you're frustrated, excited, or any other emotion. Typically used by spazzes in the sense of freaking out to make themselves laugh.

Boyne: *Misses a ball playing Rocket League*
"SHMEEGIE BALLS"

by Boyne Signski January 28, 2022

Ball pudding

When you shut your pants and it cakes your balls

bro that last beer gave me ball pudding!

by Lada23 July 31, 2020

Golf Ball Cleaner

A Golf Ball Cleaner is when you put your balls into a woman’s mouth while jerking off. Derived from the golf balls cleaners you would commonly see on a golf course.

My wife was in a kinky mood last night, so I gave her the Golf Ball Cleaner.

by Aaron Tinder December 31, 2021

Chucking balls

The act of emptying ones balls onto the face of a nearby hoe.

Erik was spent after chucking balls on your sister's eagerly awaiting face.

by VON SNOOZE July 16, 2016