Trunk cock

A penis that is like the length of an elephant trunk or a really long penis.

I heard that guy has a trunk cock

by Itsdracomalfoybro June 5, 2018

Bleeding Cock Sore

The term describes an irritating, or uncomfortable situation where the feeling of unrest and lack of well being festers like a "Bleeding Cock Sore".

You are at a fast food establishment with your friend, and notice two hot women in the queue behind you. Having noticed that the ladies do not appreciate your manly charms, it is concluded that they MUST be a couple - why else would they not be falling over to get your number?

The dawning realization that both women assume that you and your friend are "partners" creates an uncomfortable scenario - the feeling being that of a "Bleeding Cock Sore". A festering, uncomfortable situation that cannot be talked about - unless to a Doctor - and only in the case where there is no other option!!!!

by WhenWe February 19, 2012

soother cock

A one-off (possibly anonymous) sexual encounter between two people for the sole purpose of mutual stress/anxiety relief, especially in the context of parties or kink-oriented social gatherings.

Person 1: "Dude, the idea of losing my job has been driving me nuts the last week or two."
Person 2: "You want some soother cock?"
Person 1: "Fuck yeah, I was hoping someone would ask me!"

by eddievhfan1984 January 23, 2020

Cock stock

The equity you have in personal or own genitalia

My wife is the sole share holder of my cock stock

The girl that I see every Saturday shares 1/7 equity of my cockstock

The woman on the corner has a public traded equity of her cock stock

An 18 year old is the newest ipo of the cock stock trade

by Sontworryavoutit August 12, 2021

Lucas's cock

An extremely small penis that is so unbelievably small that gay people won't suck it

"Jesus Lucas's cock is so unbelievably small" -every person (including mom) who's seen his cock

by LucasIsDumbhehehehehehe April 17, 2022

cock shivers

The feeling that a man experiences immediately before dumping his nuts in a blow job. The cock shivers are also experienced by a man receiving a rim job.

I got a bad case of the cock shivers when Sherry gave me a blow job while my friends watched.

by Kid Cumshots September 19, 2022

Cock Vulture

Men who hang Hangout in adult bookstores/ adult emporiums/Porn shops who's purpose lure men into booths ,bathrooms, dark corners to give fellatio / blowjobs to patrons?.

Wow that porn shop sure did have a lot of cock vultures hanging out in the back!

by Chaseifer June 27, 2018