Cock of the year

Hardest bloke of that year

Don’t mess with him he’s “cock of the year”.

by onebombtom March 18, 2024

Hippo cock

A hippo with a cock the size of the moon

Wow look at that hippo cock

by Big daddy toe 69 January 5, 2019

Perma-cocked

When a person is permanently cockblocked

This guy is just getting Perma-cocked by his overprotective friends

by TheEmp3r0r October 7, 2020

Cock Jockey

Some one who likes to ride cock. Usually gurls but gay faggots can too, such as that weird guy who sits in the cubicle next to you.

Person 1: Wow, have you seen Sarah?
Person 2: Yeah i know right, she is such a cock jockey
Person 1: Yeah she is a slut

by Bhudda Bhudda April 24, 2018

cock sledger

Man with a hard or is that can cum several times without going soft

He was such a cock sledger he was going all night with one person after the next

by Hellawalla222 May 10, 2016

Cock-eyed

To get blind drunk, in a manner where you can only see out of one eye, often making drunk texts extremely difficult as one is lacking any perception of their immediate surroundings

Bro I'm trying to text my misso but I'm so cock-eyed all my texst just look like "I libe yib for so much bsbe"

by N0th1ng September 30, 2023

Son of a cock sucker

What someone says when they see someone who’s mother sucks dick for money

Victor: Son of a cock sucker!
Jayden: What’s wrong?
Victor: Your mum sucks dick for money, so I’m calling you a son of a cock sucker.

by DaBeasteo March 15, 2023