Short Man Syndrome

Men that need to make up for their vertically challenged bodies by being overly aggressive.

Haydn has short man syndrome.

by libheway March 26, 2022

Tourette syndrome

A disorder where you swear

Person 1 FUCK SHIT BITCH ASS DICK DAMNIT FAGGOT COCK WHORE

Person 2 You have tourette syndrome

by Boogereater69 February 4, 2022

Ryan stubbs syndrome

only 1 known case.
causes you to be incredibly dumb

ryan stubbs syndrome

by Lebronfan123 March 28, 2022

Tiny Dick Syndrome

Symptoms:

A small dick
Driving a super loud jacked up truck with headlights that turn night into day for over a mile
Idolizing misogynistic pigs that hit/rape/pimp out their girlfriends/wives
Normal voice volume is nearly a yell
Riding people's bumpers on the road, even when they are going 5mph over the speed limit (so feeling the need to go 10 mph+ OVER the speed limit despite not having an emergency or running late)
Sexually harassing women/not understanding that no means no
Watching porn 24/7
Narcissism
Either shutting down or becoming verbally/physically aggressive when criticized/repremanded (not stemming from childhood trauma/abuse)
Lying about how many women he's fucked (seriously, nobody wants/needs to know)

If you have Tiny Dick Syndrome, stay away from me.

by Failurebitch June 25, 2025

big black penis syndrome

basically when ur penis is bigger than everyone else’s cos you’re a retard 🤗

“ i have big black penis syndrome”
“WOW! your penis is so so so much bigger than mine!! “

by a girl 😗✌️ September 29, 2023

Sassy Man Syndrome

A man (or person) who displays large amounts of sass, generally in a feminine or queer manner with large amounts of self confidence. This is usually characterized by stance, quips, and other not so subtle-subtle mannerisms.

There are many possible scenarios where one may exhibit symptoms of Sassy Man Syndrome, and SMS (Sassy Man Syndrome) is not a joke, so it is important to be aware of these signs so you can seek the help necessary for those with SMS /j
Some of these examples are;

Example A
man: *says something super sassy with a smug ass look*
person: that guy has a serious case of Sassy Man Syndrome

Example B
man: *sits with a manspread*
person: I think he has a case of Sassy Man Syndrome

by VisibleConfusions May 20, 2024

dingo syndrome

When you've woken up next to someone you shagged the night before, and they're so awful you'd rather chew your own arm off (like a dingo in a trap) than wake them up to leave.

Mate, they were so ugly I had dingo syndrome the next morning.

by See Through Faded June 27, 2023