National Relapse Day

the day to (if you absolutely HAVE to) relapse in whatever you were trying to stop. You can ONLY do it on this day. That day is SEPTEMBER 7TH . Until then and after then u can NOT RELAPSE AGAIN. stay clean peoplez xx

Josh: I can't do this anymore, I'm gonna relapse
Hannah: you can't! not until September 7th!
Josh: oh yeah! that's national relapse day!
Hannah: please try stay clean tho Josh.
Josh: I'll try.

by teletubbies_rock123 June 1, 2024

National bite tall people's ankles day

October 25th.
For all the short boys out there, take this day to bite the ankles of your tall oppressors.
Feel free to bite their ankes with no consequences

Mason: Oh man herbert, I can't wait to bite Jimmys ankles tommorow!

Herbert: Short supremacy!
Mason: I love National bite tall people's ankles day!

by anonymous October 12, 2022

National hickey day

On may 14 your gf/bf must give you hickeys

Bf: look it’s may 14
Gf: you know what day that is
Bf: NATIONAL HICKEY DAY

by tegan56 May 14, 2022

National cheat on your man day

Today is a free pass to cheat on your man/husband JUST THIS ONCE!!

Defined by: July 9th is National Cheat on your man day!

by tacoboy67 July 9, 2025

National send nudes day

October 27, 2020 is national send nudes day. Snapchat or FaceTime nudes to with someone!

It’s National send nudes day, guess we should send nudes to each other!

by The Webster dictionary2020 October 27, 2020

National vans day

National vans day Is March 8th so wear your vans which are shoes

National vans day is on March the 8th so wear your vans!!

by Cabella and Shanna March 9, 2019

NATIONAL JONAH WILL DAY

Day to give money to jonahwill cause he's swag

Oo it's NATIONAL JONAH WILL DAY I should give him my twitch prime

by Forbiddenem October 7, 2021