National Freak Day

June 27 is national freak day. Anyone born on this day is a FREAK and always gets their freak on. 👅👅👅

(girl) "Do you see how freaky they are?"
(boy) "Yeah... they must have been born June 27. That is National Freak Day you know..."
(person born june 27) "let me slather you in baby oil."

by too much aura June 21, 2024

national weed day

we’re replacing rape day, and making it happy

rape day sucks, so weed day instead. national weed day is for all the stoners out there. it’s ok april 24th

by impowster April 19, 2021

national send dickpic day

13th april send dickpic day

molly: hey, you know what day it is?
nathan: no, what is it?
molly: it's national send dickpic day

by susan crossly April 12, 2022

National Jogging Day

You need to wear a jogging at school at work idc where but just where it

Finally it’s national jogging day.

by The Secret Professor October 30, 2020

National ask your crush out day

March 7
Ask your crush out it’s ok if they say no but hopefully they will

Go for it ladies and men!

John: Emma will you go out with me?
Emma: ummm.....
John: it’s national ask your crush out day!
Emma: oh ok, then yes!

by Bisexual lesbian March 7, 2021

National Key Board Day

This day is on april 17th, Its the day where you are allowed to shove a keyboard up your ass or vagina

“Yo tyler, Its National Key Board Day, Imma shove my keyboard up my ass tonight”

by Poopslaafjeroen123 April 17, 2020

National short people day

April 11th is national short people day.

Call your short friend a dwarf and Kill your short friends!

“Yo you heard? its national short people day!”
(Then the person would proceed to kill the dwarf)

by Fartface867 April 10, 2025